Today was not the greatest day. It snowed a ton overnight and throughout the morning, so it was really really awful driving to school. It took me an hour and ten minutes!!!!! A bunch of schools had two-hour delays, and it really perplexes me as to why my school didn't do that! We're supposed to get a bunch of lake effect snow tonight (pleeeeeease snow pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease) and people are keeping their hopes for a snow day high. I'd adore a snow day, but even a two-hour delay would be spectacular! We've never had a two hour delay when I've been in high school, only snow days. I've only spent two days back at school, and so far it's been two days too many!
The rest of the day I pretty much just dragged myself to my classes and tried to stay awake. I did deliver the burn of a lifetime, though. I'm pretty proud of it:
Dickish guy at lunch table: Guys, when you're gonna get a blowjob, drink pineapple juice. I know from experience.
Me: Congrats on becoming flexible enough to blow yourself.
*mic drop*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Yeah, it was the prime moment of my day. I've basically come to the point where I do what I feel like doing and not caring about what others think of me. It's a weird kind of senior slide. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
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