Bill: Thank you for coming here toni-
Me: So what's it like being a grumpy old man?
Bill: Whaaaa-
Me: Did you get a chance to tell some young whippersnappers to get off your lawn? I hear that's always great recreation as your body slowly and painfully fades into oblivion and your mind and senses begin to fail you as your days quickly become numbered.
Bill: EXCUSE
Me: NO! BAD BILL! Sit. Stay. Shut the fuck up and let me finish talking for once in your life. Do you invite people here just to talk over them?! That's not much of an interview or a discussion or whatever the fuck you want to call it! AND HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY IN CALLING A NEWS OUTLET "PROPAGANDA" WHEN YOU WORK FOR FUCKING FOX NEWS?!"
*mic drop* and walk away...
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