Socially inept man responds “you too” when wished happy birthday
Local bumbling failure Greg Saxton, 31, was once again horrendously mortified by his inadequacy when he said “you too” to the Applebee's waitress wishing him a happy birthday during a celebration with coworkers. This is not the first time Saxton has completely and utterly embarrassed himself in this manner.
“What a fucking idiot,” Saxton imagines the waitress saying to her coworkers.
After the gaffe, Saxton quickly returned to his apartment where he lives completely alone, blasted some Alanis Morisette, stress-ate Rocky Road ice cream, and drank himself senseless until he fell asleep half naked in his bathtub.
When asked about the incident, waitress Brittany Rhoades, 22, said “Who? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Saxton is not expected to return to the public sphere in the next two weeks.
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